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 Post subject: Nothing but solutions
PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:30 am 
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How come firms these days always seem to describe themselves as offering solutions e.g. Transport firms now describe themselves as logistics solutions.

I just saw a van called Pirtek Fluid Transfer Solutions..... The mind boggles :shock: :shock: :shock:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:39 am 
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I just saw a van called Pirtek Fluid Transfer Solutions..... The mind boggles :shock: :shock: :shock:


Local Milkman?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:35 am 
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JeRkY wrote:
gerryattrick wrote:

I just saw a van called Pirtek Fluid Transfer Solutions..... The mind boggles :shock: :shock: :shock:


Local Milkman?


Or urologist. :D


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:11 pm 
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gerryattrick wrote:
I just saw a van called Pirtek Fluid Transfer Solutions..... The mind boggles :shock: :shock: :shock:


Well that's just taking the piss.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:14 pm 
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Pirtek hydraulic hoses - When I have needed them I have always had very good service.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:03 pm 
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gerryattrick wrote:
How come firms these days always seem to describe themselves as offering solutions e.g. Transport firms now describe themselves as logistics solutions.

I just saw a van called Pirtek Fluid Transfer Solutions..... The mind boggles :shock: :shock: :shock:



They are just looking for problems*





I''ll get me coat!



* this joke brought to you cos i was too slow on the "taking the piss" answer!


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:24 pm 
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gerryattrick wrote:
I just saw a van called Pirtek Fluid Transfer Solutions..... The mind boggles :shock: :shock: :shock:


Sperm donor?


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 7:58 pm 
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If I sold salt water, could I call my company solution solutions?


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If I set up a business repairing punctures could I call it Rubber Solutions? :oops: :oops: :oops:


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 11:02 pm 
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If I set up a business repairing punctures could I call it Rubber Solutions? :oops: :oops: :oops:


Nah - more in the spirit of modern marketing parlance would be something like:

Mobile Air Re-containment Solutions Engineering


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