The bridleways around here are littered with horse poo. They too should be made to clear up after themselves.
I remember once talking to a mounted policeman in the centre of Lancaster - Horseshoe Corner, pedestrianised for those that know it. The horse took an enormous dump, steaming, stinking, the lot. A mate of mine walked past at that moment and said "You'd f**king arrest me if I did that!" Cue total sense of humour bypass astride the horse.
I got arrested for pi**ing myself in Next doorway!
If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning!
Current rides:1994 Orange P7 (project), 1995 Clockwork (the f-in-law's), 1996 Orange C16R (the wife's), 2007 Ltd Edition Clockwork, 2011 Orange 5 Pro, 2014 Planet X Carbon road bike
Previous rides:1993 Orange Clockwork XC Pro, 1993 Orange Clockwork XC expert, 1994 Kona Kilauea, 1995 Kona Cindercone, 1995 Orange E3, 1996 Orange P7 XT, 1997 Saracen Maxtrax, 2009 Orange Evo 8