....just me thinks you're an idiot,then?.
You're not the first, and definitely won't be the last. Forum consensus seems to be disagreeing with you, however, and this is the internet. Mob rules. Always.
500 of these in the hole
At first glance, that might appear to be a good idea, but in reality, dozens of them would end up on the bike lane. Not so good. I've found that with these egocentric narcissists that don't hive a toss about anyone else if you mess with their little bubble they live in it enrages them. That is a good thing. We're talking about people who's property taxes are probably close to most of our net yearly incomes. If they cared, they would have left a note for the 10 man grounds crew that was working there Friday to fix the grass, sweep the debris they dragged on the bike lane, and add it on to the bill. They don't. Eff 'em.