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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 11:37 pm 
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Location: The Royal Society of Insobriety
"I would like you on
A long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little sex dwarf"


and

"Gold!"


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 12:54 am 
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Location: Antwerp, Belgium
One foot over, there's no time to turn around
Both feet are over and I'm heading for the ground
I'm flying in the air and I can feel the cool breeze
The people on the pavement have gone into a freeze
No space no time, it's like walking on the moon
My heart is still beating but it won't be soon
I can hear myself scream when I hit the street
I can't feel a thing from my head to my feet
I told you I would do it and I didn't even cry
I feel more alive dead than when I was alive


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 1:01 am 
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Joined: Sun Aug 07, 2011 10:55 am
Posts: 2922
Location: Dorset
Risin up
back on the street
did my time took my chances
went the distance now I'm back on my feet
just a man and his will to survive


:oops: :oops: :wink:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 3:22 am 
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Joined: Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:28 am
Posts: 1057
Location: Near Gatwick
It's gonna be pussy versus cocky tonight

big five

then there's big six

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, her knickers all tattered and torn,
It wasn't a spider who sat down beside her - twas Little Boy Blue with the horn


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:08 am 
Lincs, East and South Yorks Deputy AEC
Lincs, East and South Yorks Deputy AEC
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Posts: 5361
Location: GUNNESS NTH LINCS
"f**k you i wont do what you tell me"

rage :twisted:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:27 am 
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Joined: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:53 am
Posts: 762
Location: derbyshire
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil
Today

But if you ask for a rise
It's no surprise that they're
Giving none away
Away
Away
Away
Away...


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:31 am 
Special Retro Guru
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Posts: 5946
Location: busy forgetting how to edge flip on a 11x11 monster cube///...
but soon says a whisper...arise arise..
tommorow belongs to me...


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:33 am 
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Joined: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:53 am
Posts: 762
Location: derbyshire
and a little one from the mercurial Mr Dury...


Yes yes
dear dear
perhaps next year
or maybe even never


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 9:42 am 
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Posts: 962
Location: Montpellier, France
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt,
As the flames rose to her Roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt.

Or:

She had a thing about the King of Sweden,
He gave her things that she was needin'.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 10:34 am 
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Posts: 1136
Location: Poppy Fields
AK47 is the tool
Don't make me act the motherf*ckin' fool

Lovingly licked her flesh
Releasing Catholic guilt
Silk scarves bound her to brass bedposts
That never set her free

Come to me scared princess

They said that you were pretty then
But in the mirror now you see this worn and greasy slut

Small selection, probably say too much about me...


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