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 Post subject: I can smell Sh1t
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:00 am 
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One of the problems about living in the sticks is the fact farmers chuck tons of cow muck all over the fields.

I was telling my little Spaniel lu lu off for parking her breakfast in the house until I realised...

It stinks!!

al. :(


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:06 am 
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 Post subject: Spotted young Gazz
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:22 am 
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Is that a young Gazz?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:30 am 
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Are you sure it's cow muck? The really smelly stuff is usually human...


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:34 am 
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rosstheboss wrote:
Are you sure it's cow muck? The really smelly stuff is usually human...


I may have a word with the farmer then.

I do loads of poos, maybe there's a brown market in it

al. :D


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:14 am 
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rosstheboss wrote:
Are you sure it's cow muck? The really smelly stuff is usually human...


Oh I don't know - a dog who has rolled in a big old pile of Fox poo has to be smelled to be believed!


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Chicken poo is pretty stinky to :shock:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 11:50 am 
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Barneyballbags wrote:
rosstheboss wrote:
Are you sure it's cow muck? The really smelly stuff is usually human...


Oh I don't know - a dog who has rolled in a big old pile of Fox poo has to be smelled to be believed!


Fox poo is evil stuff. :(


I've washed out an old margarine tub so I can lay a poop in it for the farmer to look at. I'm thinking he will need to Inspect it before he puts in an order for a big load.

al.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 1:10 pm 
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al wrote:
I've washed out an old margarine tub so I can lay a poop in it for the farmer to look at. I'm thinking he will need to Inspect it before he puts in an order for a big load.

al.


Well, us veggies produce a far superior product you know -should command a premium.
Freshly squeezed, a reliable delivery's guaranteed.


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 2:57 pm 
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ferrus wrote:
al wrote:
I've washed out an old margarine tub so I can lay a poop in it for the farmer to look at. I'm thinking he will need to Inspect it before he puts in an order for a big load.

al.


Well, us veggies produce a far superior product you know -should command a premium.
Freshly squeezed, a reliable delivery's guaranteed.


Just what I was thinking.

Are you in then? I'll have to get bigger tubs!!

al. :wink:


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