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 Post subject: Toilet Paper?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:26 pm 
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Probably the first time this subject has been put up :lol:

I prefer that andrex stuff 'enriched' with some sort of butter :D
You?

I wouldnt normally post up on a public forum details about smearing my arsehole with butter but there you go :D
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:28 pm 
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Oh i was going to pm you!

Yeah we only get the decent stuff.

The charmin which smells nice, well smells nice.
Not with crap on it though - not that i have tried - its just a matter of fact.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:29 pm 
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I remember the stuff that was at school. Was like tracing paper :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:32 pm 
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tintin40 wrote:
I remember the stuff that was at school. Was like tracing paper :lol:


IZAL. If used carelessly could lead to a brown stripe up your back.

I'm all about the Charmin, I tried the aloe vera stuff but it felt funny and left you feeling like you had a wet ringpiece.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:36 pm 
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IZAL, Is that the John Wayne Loo paper ? Takes sh*t off no man.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:39 pm 
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Nooo the charmin that smells like laundry.
if you can find it.


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:40 pm 
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Jet wash, cheaper and saves wasting paper.


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I remember the shiny school stuff

I attribute my ability to raise my hand right up my back to the back of my neck to that stuff


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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 11:47 pm 
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I prefer that andrex stuff 'enriched' with some sort of butter


From their "Last tango in Paris" range?


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