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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:21 pm 
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Hope these are aloud on here if not just bin them

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

The structure of the wall was incorrect

So he won a grand with Claims Direct.

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It's Raining, It's Pouring.

Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming.

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Mary had a little lamb

her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her

between two chunks of bread.

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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie man

"What have u got there?"

Said the pie man unto Simon

Pies you d!ckhead.

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Mary had a little lamb

it ran into a pylon.

10,000 volts went up its a**e

and turned its wool to nylon.

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Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

he kissed them too cause he was gay.

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Jack and Jill

Went up the hill

And planned to do some kissing.

Jack made a pass

and grabbed her ass

Now two of his teeth are missing.

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Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white and wispy.

Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease

And now it's black and crispy.

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Love un-pc humor One day it will be all gone and the world will be pc correct and a lot sadder for it. But i will be long gone by then. good

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:14 pm 
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Hang on, the kids I know are telling this sort of stuff in the playgrounds. They're not PC. There is hope for the future....

I like the Claims Direct one, not heard that before!


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