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An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, an American, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Frenchman, a Chinaman and a Nigerian all went to a night club together.

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Connery: "Tennish? But I haven't even got a racket!"

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Tony...

Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally...

I have loads of other bad jokes but they are massively un PC so I'm not sure this is the best place to share them!!


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Q: What do you call a man with a Chocolate Orange on his head?

A: Terry.

Apologies for the particularly low standard there. :oops:

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legrandefromage wrote:
I'd hate to be suicidal at the Stanley knife factory.


Quite a few of the people there are anyway; apparently it's quite a stressful job, as the employees tend to be at the sharp end of things....

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