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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:43 pm 
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Last night i bought an extremely attractive Thompsons Gazelle on Ebay for £54 000....

Pretty deer.


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Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver have separated; apparently in the divorce settlement she wants his clothes, his boots and his motorcycle!


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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:56 pm 
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Location: Completely in the dark, thanks to me good mate Terry....
Two gooseberries sitting in the pub. One says to the other: "I tell you, I'm not going round that Delia Smith's house again. She tried to make a fool out of me!"

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On a puddings-related note, one for the scientists;

Q. How do you make rhubarb crumble?

A. Dunk it in liquid nitrogen.

David


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Why are there no nails in a lesbians coffin?

Because it's all tongue and groove!!!


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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 7:04 pm 
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I went to the gym the other day, they have a new machine. I went on it for half an hour and was nearly sick. I still think it's good though, it's got Twix's, Mini Cheddars, Mars bars, Toffee Crisps and loads more!!! :lol: :P


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went into a bar tonight and asked the bar man to suprise me, he said would you like my new cocktail an osama?

what's that bud?

2 shots and a splash


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what did the man with downs syndrome call his dog?
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mmmmnnnwwwwaaaaaahhh!


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In the current climate of government cuts etc., all sorts of bodies and organisations are finding that their funding has been curtailed or even got rid of completely; in sport recently, West Ham's grant was axed after being under threat for a while.... ;)

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whats got four legs and sits in the corner going ssssshhhhhh?











rod hull's telly......


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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:34 am 
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What do you call a one eyed dinosaur?






A Dooyathinkhesaurus


Coat and hat on, heading for the door :oops:


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