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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 10:32 am 
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Kestonian wrote:
ringo wrote:
What do you call a man with a wooden head?
What do call a man with four wooden heads?
I don't know but I bet Edward Woodwood would!



Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar


HEY! i was going to do that one! :( :lol:


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Dyslexic man walks into a bra


anymore jokes about dyslexics and i'll report you to the DNA

(national dyslexic association) :oops: :lol:


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Gravy Monster wrote:
What do you call a man under a pile of leaves
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Russel


What do you call a dead man under a pile of leaves
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Pete :lol:

OK, you've forced me to go to that dark, un-PC place with this series...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, in a bush?



Russell.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch?



Matt.


What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the sea?



Bob.


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what do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs?


cash n carry


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how do you make a hormone?






don't pay her. lawl 8)


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Dave was worried, Nigel had a knife...


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Steve could have sworn the others were mocking his larger size...


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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 12:11 am 
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
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Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

(It works better if you actually tell it and carry it on for 10 minutes)


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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 9:57 am 
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What's brown and sticky? - A stick

What's brown and runny? - Linford Christie

What's pink and fluffy? - Pink fluff

What's green and smells of paint? - Green paint

What's orange and invisible? - No carrots

What's grey and heavy? - A carpark

What cheese can you use to disguise a small horse? - Mascarpone

What cheese can you use to attract bears? - Camembert

The other night I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and one of my giant marshmallows was gone!!!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?......
















The pilot, you massive racist.

I can go on like this all day.


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