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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:36 pm 
aka Leo Swayer
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My personal favourite :D
What do you call a sheep with no legs?





















A cloud

Eye fank u :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:12 pm 
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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves
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Russel


What do you call a dead man under a pile of leaves
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Pete :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 10:20 pm 
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time for a multiple choice joke.......

whats blue and f's old ladys






a) hypothermia
b) me in my lucky blue coat :lol:


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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 11:59 am 
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two fish in a tank and one says to the other...........

..........so who's driving this thing? :arrow: :| :lol: :wink: :oops: :facepalm:


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PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2011 5:52 pm 
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To be said to cheeky bearded blokes-

Just cos you have hair round your mouth ,it doesnt give you the right to talk like a c*nt :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 9:20 am 
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Location: Completely in the dark, thanks to me good mate Terry....
Q: What do you call a man stuck inside a brown envelope?

A: Bill.

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PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2011 9:22 pm 
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What nationality is Mr Sheen
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Polish


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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 7:51 am 
retrobike rider / Gold Trader
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What do you call a man with a wooden head?


Edward


What do you call a man with two wooden heads?


Edward Wood


What do you call a man with three wooden heads?


Edward Woodwood


What do call a man with four wooden heads?


I don't know but I bet Edward Woodwood would!


Sorry....

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Oh, and what's Brown & sticky



A Stick.


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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 9:27 am 
Anglian Deputy AEC
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Dyslexic man walks into a bra


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PostPosted: Tue May 10, 2011 9:32 am 
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ringo wrote:
What do you call a man with a wooden head?
What do call a man with four wooden heads?
I don't know but I bet Edward Woodwood would!



Why does Edward Woodward have so many d's in his name?
Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar


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