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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:07 am 
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whats green has eight legs and could kill you if it fell on you?



A snooker table.






....sorry.





a siamese twin was asked where theyre going on holiday this year and replied....' France, so my brother can have a go at the driving'.


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 11:10 am 
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Location: a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam
I went to the doctor and said to him ''doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get an erection''

and he said to me ''im not surprised, you look like a tw@t''.




I thank you.


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 12:30 pm 
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Al Queda have apparently been planting bombs in tins of alphabet spagetti.
If they start going off, it can only spell disaster


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I was confused yesterday, walking down the high street I saw a sign in a shop window stating ''stationary store moving''


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Location: The Flatlands
Why did the Baker have brown hands :?:
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Beacause he Kneaded a Poo.


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 4:04 pm 
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I went to the doctor because I had a park bench on my face, it had a pond next too it with some ducks and a little waterfall.

The doc told me there was nothing to worry about, it's just a beauty spot!!! :lol: :oops: :facepalm:


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 7:11 pm 
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KeepItSteel wrote:
two nun's in the bath, one says to the other, ''wheres the soap''

the other replies, ''it does doesnt it''


i have never got this? :oops:


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 7:15 pm 
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cyfa2809 wrote:
KeepItSteel wrote:
two nun's in the bath, one says to the other, ''wheres the soap''

the other replies, ''it does doesnt it''


i have never got this? :oops:


think "wears out the soap doesn't it?" :wink:


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 7:46 pm 
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:lol:
oh i thought so!
bushy


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PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2011 8:22 pm 
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Location: Third stone from the sun.
Guy goes into a restaurant, says to the waiter.


"I'd like a T bone please"

"T bone sir, that'll be £1.75"

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"Yeah, it's £11.50 if you want meat on it"


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