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Strange sight cycling past a local farm the other weekend - some of the livestock looked like they were wearing football shirts! My eyes weren't deceiving me after all, though - they turned out to be sheep in Wolves clothing....

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Two blondes are walking down the road one says "look at that dog with one eye"

The other blonde covers one eye and says "where"

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Two blondes walk into a bar and ask for a bottle of champagne:

Barman: "What are you celebrating?"

Blonde 1: "Weve just finished a jigsaw puzzle."

Blonde 2: "Only took us 3 months."

Blonde 1: "On the box it said 5 to 7 years!"


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2 blonds walking on opposite sides of a river, one calles to the other

"how do you get to the other side?"

"you are on the other side!"


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A man walks into a bar and shouts "Ouch!"

It was an iron bar.... :roll:


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What happens when you mix up your Viagra and laxatives?...


It makes you crap in bed!


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I send her forward, saying don't worry, I ketchup! :oops:


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Apparently "failure is not an option" according to the old established maxim. So, when starting a game of Scrabble recently and drawing the tiles U,I,L,A,R,E & F, I invariably passed up the chance of 50 bonus points by being able to play all 7 of them. :(

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If you put a DVD of The Apprentice through an office shredder, do you get granulated Sugar? ;)

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Woke up this morning saying hobbit hobbit hobbit, then realised I was just Tolkien in my sleep


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