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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:34 am 
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Keep it cleanish chaps.

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Whats the difference between Jill Dando and Danny Baker? Danny Baker survived the door step challenge.


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JamesM wrote:

When I was a kid I had to wear orthodontic shoes!!!



some random person wrote:

I think you mean orthopaedic.



I stand corrected!!!

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JamesM wrote:
JamesM wrote:

When I was a kid I had to wear orthodontic shoes!!!



some random person wrote:

I think you mean orthopaedic.



I stand corrected!!!

:lol: :facepalm:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

These are supposed to be rubbish jokes remember.

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"doctor i cant stop singing green green grass of home"

"that sounds like Tom Jones syndrome"

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I wouldn't say I have bad handwriting, but a national newspaper recently named me as one of Britain's most illegible bachelors....

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Why is the Oh Ah bird so called?


Because it lays square eggs :-)


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^^^ 1970 The Goode Life Christmas episode?

.... and tehy wouldn't be square eggs, but cube-shaped.


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Two jump-leads walk into a bar... The barman looks at them and says sternly, "I've heard about you two. You'd better not start anything in here!"


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02gf74 wrote:
^^^ 1970 The Goode Life Christmas episode?

.... and tehy wouldn't be square eggs, but cube-shaped.


And its not 'tehy' it is 'they'...

That's the badger - The Goode Life


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