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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 4:09 pm 
Ain't no party like an S Club party
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^^^

And following on from the same series...

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: no-eye-deer


Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
A: Still no-eye-deer



Thankfully for you lot, I am not here all week...
But I am here all weekend...


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^^^

And following on from the same series...

Have you heard the rather un-PC ones from the same series?


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What do you call a man with 6 rabbits up his ar*e?


Warren.


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What do you call a man with a pig on his head?

Hammed.....


What do you call a man with 2 pigs on his head?

Mohammed.....


What do you call a man with 2 pigs on his head, standing between 2 houses?

Mohammed Ali.


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Two parrots were sat on a perch, one says to the other:
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?


A carrot



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My head hurts. I think i'm going to go bang like in the film Scanners :roll:

My U brake has been kidnapped by HMC&E :x


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The Government have hinted that there could be another bank holiday in the wake of the Bin Laden execution.

All together now ........















We're all going on Osama holiday!!!

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Dna of bin laden has come back with a reading of 24% cocoa, 27% coconut, 18% sugar and 6% milk. experts say this is probley due to the bounty on his head


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i wanna move to pakistan

cos they take there 'bins' out on a Monday


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