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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:12 pm 
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Only crap jokes need apply.

I'll start you off...

I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: “This could be interesting.”


al. :wink:


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:29 pm 
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My personal favorite crap joke.....

What goes ha ha bonk?










A man laughing his head off.

:oops:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:42 pm 
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I went swimming with dolphins the other day, never thought we'd get on but we just clicked.


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:43 pm 
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Pull my finger...


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 12:52 pm 
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LQQK wrote:
Pull my finger...


You wearing purple nail varnish?


Dirty boy!!

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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:04 pm 
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Life (can be a crap joke some days) :roll:


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:05 pm 
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tintin40 wrote:
Life (can be a crap joke some days) :roll:


Tell uncle al all about it?


al.


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 1:14 pm 
Gold Trader / rb Rider / Special
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al wrote:
tintin40 wrote:
Life (can be a crap joke some days) :roll:


Tell uncle al all about it?


al.


is that a joke?


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:13 pm 
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What's got 8 legs and 1 eye..









2 chairs and half a sheeps head.


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2011 3:37 pm 
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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?




Doug.

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?





Douglas.


Badam-tish.

Eye-thang-ewe.

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