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 Post subject: Estate agent talk
PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 12:55 pm 
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:lol: Step outside your stylish new home and you're right in the heart of Greenford life, teeming with activity and surrounded by a vibrant mix of high street and specialist shops and a dazzling array of cafes, bars and restaurants.
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Just got this in an e-mail. Makes Greenford sound the centre of London. And not some boring west of London suburb. With not much going for. (sorry if any one lives there. Don't take it personal)

I could never be a estate agent :D


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 1:32 pm 
Ain't no party like an S Club party
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Yep, they all need shooting. WTF do they do anyway other than make a shit load of money for doing a shit load of shit?

Take a crap picture. Stick some cut and paste words together. Print, put in window. Take five grand out yer pocket.

They have no bloody training and think they're bloody Architects!

Hate the way in which they presume they have some kind of knowledge which thrusts them to the fore of social commentary.

And they artificially inflate the housing market!

And they all drive bloody 911s and Jags!

And I used to like those cars!

Wa...rs!


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:18 pm 
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BoyBurning wrote:
Yep, they all need shooting. WTF do they do anyway other than make a shit load of money for doing a shit load of shit?

Take a crap picture. Stick some cut and paste words together. Print, put in window. Take five grand out yer pocket.

They have no bloody training and think they're bloody Architects!

Hate the way in which they presume they have some kind of knowledge which thrusts them to the fore of social commentary.

And they artificially inflate the housing market!

And they all drive bloody 911s and Jags!

And I used to like those cars!

Wa...rs!


You don't like them do you :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:21 pm 
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But it true :shock: them and the Banks. The term 'Merchant Bankers' is so correct (W**kers)


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:55 pm 
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How does the joke go: 'How do you know when an estate agent is lying, you'll see his lips moving'

Shiney suit wearing swines the lot of them, and at the top of the pile are that Foxtons lot with their bloody Minis. Come the revolution it'll be them and teachers (restricted to the ones that taught me only), solicitors (except the one that I share my life with, she may get a bit shitty otherwise), any public sector worker who complains about their lot and anyone who bashes my car in tescos car park days after I just had the last lot of dents removed up against the wall first.......and breathe....


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:11 pm 
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Yup, Estate agents do bugger all for a load of money.........hopefully with private sales on the internet becoming popular, they'll all soon be down the dole office...........What A Shame, I say, with nary a hint of irony.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:15 am 
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Hay calm down you lot, I work at an estate agents, if it went down the tubes and I were on the dole I couldn't afford to buy any new shiny parts, not that I get paid that much in the first place lol.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:48 am 
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Life for Notts agent must be harder. B***dy London agents :twisted: BTK (Bind Torture Kill) My 1st ex wife was an agent. My 2nd was a Mobile phone sales (just as bad) now works for a bank :twisted: How do i do it :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:57 am 
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tintin40 wrote:
Life for Notts agent must be harder. B***dy London agents :twisted: BTK (Bind Torture Kill) My 1st ex wife was an agent. My 2nd was a Mobile phone sales (just as bad) now works for a bank :twisted: How do i do it :lol: :lol:


maybe your next wife will be a Recruitment Consultant - apparently they (we :oops: ) are worse than Estate Agents!


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 9:59 am 
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Oxford English Dictionary wrote:
Recruitment Consultant: see pimp.


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