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''COAL MINER RAPIST FINALLY GETS HER DUE'S''
''THE DAY THE WORLD WAITED FOR IS FINALLY UPON US, ANCIENT FOGIE, MAGGIE FATCHER HASNT BEEN ABLE TO ESCAPE THE HANDS OF TIME AND IS DUE TO FINALLY CROAK. EX-MINERS AND LEFTIES EVERYWHERE WERE LAST NIGHT DANCING IN THE STREET AT THE PROSPECT OF OUR EX-LEADER DYING IN PAIN. WHEN QUIZED, JOE BLOGGS REPLIED 'SHE WAS EVIL, APPARENTLY FROM THE AGE OF 4 SHE TOLD HER MUM SHE WANTED TO RULE THE WORLD AND MAKE LIFE HARD ON THE GHASTLY NORTHERNERS. AND AS FOR THE SWEATIES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF HADRIAN'S, WELL SHE HAD OTHER PLANS FOR THEM'.'' THE NATION HOLDS ITS BREATH FOR A PAINFULL END, PERHAP THEIR WISH WILL COME TRUE.brought to you by KIS. Bog wipe reporter of the year 2010.
I thought you were a damned reporter
Not enough spelling mistakes to fool me though
and tintin....I also hate london so I will stay in my cruddy little town where I am known and respected....but thanks for the offer