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PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:56 pm 
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Is this a fartku?

Have you checked if someone's put a vuvuzeela up your poop-chute? :shock:


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Steve Kish wrote:
Is this a fartku?



Genius!


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After dropping a fruity one in bed shout burglars then cover her head with the duvet. I find this goes down very well.


this made me laugh very muchly :lol: :lol:


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Ah, the Dutch Oven game, big Essex favourite, IIRC. :lol:


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do the dutch smell?


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farts are funny. FACT.


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I just laughed out loud, much to the confusion of people looking at properties in my office window because I am the only one in at the moment :lol:


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I knew my Mrs was the one for me... After a night out before we were officially dating I slept on the floor of her bedroom, she and a friend top and tailed in her bed... I woke up but didn't open my eyes, could hear them two talking... I had to let one go, so pretended to do it in my sleep. It had volume, it had consistency... My future wife laughed and the rest is history.



Now we wake up in the morning and have to retrieve the duvet from the ceiling.


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she and a friend top and tailed in her bed


:shock:


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REKIBorter wrote:
After dropping a fruity one in bed shout burglars then cover her head with the duvet. I find this goes down very well.


FFS! I am in a new job, first full day on site with the customers and I have nearly spat coffee all over my brand new laptop!

Don't think I should read anymore of this thread now!

Oh and I am taking a break from looking at design problems!

Carl.


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