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One of those farts thats so loud, you're woken up at 4.04am.
You feel it drift out even in your sleep with missus swearing at you because the smell is something akin to long decayed roadkill in a microwave.
You're awake now and thinking 'what the hell did I eat to do that?' as the wall paper peels.
Just as the effects of the first are wearing off, you realize that the first was only a warning and is about to be replaced by a belter. The legendary duvet lifter, now you're awake you may as well give it some effort and push (but not too hard) and to your great satisfaction, the kraken awakes!
Walls vibrate, dogs bark and the GF swears even louder...
You round off with just a peep, the sound of a small novelty trumpet, or a tiny creaky door hinge and go back to sleep with a smile on your face, ignorant to the curses of your bedfellow.
You feel it drift out even in your sleep with missus swearing at you because the smell is something akin to long decayed roadkill in a microwave.
You're awake now and thinking 'what the hell did I eat to do that?' as the wall paper peels.
Just as the effects of the first are wearing off, you realize that the first was only a warning and is about to be replaced by a belter. The legendary duvet lifter, now you're awake you may as well give it some effort and push (but not too hard) and to your great satisfaction, the kraken awakes!
Walls vibrate, dogs bark and the GF swears even louder...
You round off with just a peep, the sound of a small novelty trumpet, or a tiny creaky door hinge and go back to sleep with a smile on your face, ignorant to the curses of your bedfellow.