Carlos Santana

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?



A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, screaming loudly till the air runs out.
 
A Roman soldier walks into a bar, turns to the barkeep and holds up two fingers saying "5 beers please."
 
A bartender says, " We don't serve time travelers in here"

A time traveler walks into a bar.
 
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus.

"You mean a martini?" the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"
 
dyna-ti":1ncvlex0 said:
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?



A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, screaming loudly till the air runs out.

:LOL: :LOL:
 
dyna-ti":2obfkdd6 said:
A Roman soldier walks into a bar, turns to the barkeep and holds up two fingers saying "5 beers please."

Nice one centurion!

Mike
 
What do we want?
To be ophthalmologists!
When do we want it?
And now? How about now?
 
Re:

I’m always amazed by the detailed work done by tattoo artists in Spain.


Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
 
Re:

I adopted a reptile a few years ago. He turned out to be quite aggressive. But once I changed his name from rocky to boy George he became a much calmer chameleon.
 
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