Carlos Santana

I went to a funeral the other day and people were getting up and saying nice things and his wife looked really sad. I said do you mind if I say a word? 'certainly' she said, so I walked to the front and then shouted 'plethora' then sat down.
She turned to me and said 'thanks, that means a lot'

Jamie
 
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RobMac":30dcypoa said:
:LOL:
Your wasted on here
Not gone ner pushbike in while so hve to do something to keep the little grey cells ctive.

By the wy, vcuumed the keyboard erlier. Works relly gret now.


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Most people don’t know that the actor who played Wilson in Castaway, also played the volley ball in Top Gun.
 
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Henry the Eighth was a terrible timekeeper at meetings.



He would Anne Boleyn whenever he felt like it.
 
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