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Walked past the fridge earlier. Thought I could hear the veg singing beegees songs.
But it was just the chives talking.
But it was just the chives talking.
Carlos Santana
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What has five toes but isn't your foot?
My foot.
My foot.
fiendish feet
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Two goldfish in a tank
One say's to the other .....
How do you drive this thing ..
One say's to the other .....
How do you drive this thing ..
2manyoranges
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(In a Texan accent)
Have ya’all heard about Brown Paper Pete?
Nope
Got hung south of the border
What for?
Rustling....
(In a Texan accent)
Have ya’all heard about Brown Paper Pete?
Nope
Got hung south of the border
What for?
Rustling....
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The manager came over to me in my local Indian restaurant yesterday evening.
"Good evening sir, curry okay?" he asked,
I said "No thanks, I can’t sing on a full stomach."
"Good evening sir, curry okay?" he asked,
I said "No thanks, I can’t sing on a full stomach."
fiendish feet
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A man walks into a cafe with a goldfish under his arm
He asks the owner “do you sell fish cakes?”
The owner says no !
The man says “That’s a shame. It’s his birthday today.”
He asks the owner “do you sell fish cakes?”
The owner says no !
The man says “That’s a shame. It’s his birthday today.”
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Told Mrs hm I got a job in a bowling alley. She said “ten pin?”
I said “ no it’s permanent.”
Told Mrs hm I got a job in a bowling alley. She said “ten pin?”
I said “ no it’s permanent.”
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I was walking down the street the other day when a man said he was going to beat me to death with the neck of a guitar.
I said "is that a fret?"
I was walking down the street the other day when a man said he was going to beat me to death with the neck of a guitar.
I said "is that a fret?"
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I'm looking for a new job as I can’t keep working at the cattery.
The owners have reduced meowers.
I'm looking for a new job as I can’t keep working at the cattery.
The owners have reduced meowers.
