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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:29 pm 
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yes, it's infantile. Don't care.

I've known him for years, most things will be fair game, I'd rather not injure him permanently.



Over to you... :shock:


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:36 pm 
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Where do you work?
Some workplace-specific pranks might be good


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:46 pm 
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Fair point; we're not office based, it's kinda laboratory, but not clean, and nothing is easily damaged.

We've already got industrial strength clingfilm for his car, and as we shower at the end of every day, his shower will have stock cubes in the shower head.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:49 pm 
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run screaming from the laboratory covered in something screaming 'its loose!! its loose!!''


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:54 pm 
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legrandefromage wrote:
run screaming from the laboratory covered in something screaming 'its loose!! its loose!!''


Sadly, I've fallen for that far too many times already. Still, an oldie is a goody :)


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:07 pm 
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Only the basics, but I stuck everything down with double sided tape on one of our sales execs desk. phone receiver, (also doubles up to tape the microphone up) Note pads, mouse, dot of superglue on the pen. Doesn't sound much but when it all gets discovered at the same time we where all in stitches. We where going to call his phone and fake a customer, however a genuine enquiry beat us to it! Once the victim hit is head with the phone when the tape finally gave, he could hear the customer, but the Mic was still taped.

Once all this had happened, he had calmed a little and was going through things with the client, the PC booted up and the display had been switched to be sideways.

They left me some crab sticks in my desk for a few weeks which was nice. So I removed some vital bolts from the backs of the chairs.

I'm planning a trip to a shop soon to purchase a scary mask for the next step.... Il keep you posted.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:10 pm 
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is there a water cooler? pop either laxative or viagra into the reservoir and tell everyone else not to use it
you could do the same with a tea urn or coffee machine


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:19 pm 
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Old chestnut. Can you get in his car? Move seat forward a bit. tape Old school glass stink bombs to rails behind it. When he adjusts....... pop!


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 10:21 pm 
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james_from_stoke wrote:
is there a water cooler? pop either laxative or viagra into the reservoir and tell everyone else not to use it
you could do the same with a tea urn or coffee machine


I've done worse that that in a filter coffee machine.
Cable tie the phone handset to the baseat both ends of the cable.
Nail varnish on all his pens/pencils/crayons. As soon as he sticks them in his mouth he'll taste it for hours!


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2018 4:32 pm 
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james_from_stoke wrote:
is there a water cooler? pop either laxative or viagra into the reservoir and tell everyone else not to use it
you could do the same with a tea urn or coffee machine


Not good to mess with laxatives. I knew a girl who tried the laxative prank in a chocolate cake, the victim ended up in hospital having half her damaged intestine removed.

Just a thought

Alison


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