All right, since nobody else is volunteering to tell the story... "The Pound Coin Story":
The trough-style urinals in the gents was blocked and the level of ...er... liquid was near brimming and the night was yet young... at one stage in the evening it is alleged by one of our group that an inebriated gentleman had spotted a £1 coin sitting at the bottom of said trough and promptly rolled up his sleeves (give him credit for doing that at least) and fetched aforementioned coin from under 4 inches of fluid.
Obviously though he realises his mistake - this coin might be a tad unclean - so he runs it briefly under the cold tap. Then thinks, a-ha, must wash hands too, can't have wee-wee on hands so places coin between teeth and washes hands... job done. Happy customer.
Now - that £1 in your pocket. I wonder where it's been?
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