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Firstly, I wish to report an aggravated burglary.
Mrs HM recalls that shortly after 9 am this morning, she was bundled into the hallway by two desperate men clad in skin tight Lycra. She resisted their advances but was forced to show them where our valuables were kept. They gained forceful entry to our outbuildings and rifled through drawers looking for items of value to them. Thankfully the bikes appeared to be a mystery and remained untouched. the shed briefly contained a number of vintage tools, but they left shortly afterwards with their haul.
Later that morning, the two men were seen to be making their getaway on bicycles, hiding amongst the attendees of a local event. One of the suspects, being somewhat over-confident in his abilities was seen to leave the accepted racing line, only to fall quite spectacularly, much to the mirth of all witnesses.
Should you see either of the men do not approach them as they are thought to be dangerous. They will be easily identifiable as Mrs HM noted a number or irregular bulges in their body hugging attire, not present in those with a normal genetic make-up.
Any information should be passed to me via the site. Mrs HM is hoping for a small reward should they be apprehended.
Firstly, I wish to report an aggravated burglary.
Mrs HM recalls that shortly after 9 am this morning, she was bundled into the hallway by two desperate men clad in skin tight Lycra. She resisted their advances but was forced to show them where our valuables were kept. They gained forceful entry to our outbuildings and rifled through drawers looking for items of value to them. Thankfully the bikes appeared to be a mystery and remained untouched. the shed briefly contained a number of vintage tools, but they left shortly afterwards with their haul.
Later that morning, the two men were seen to be making their getaway on bicycles, hiding amongst the attendees of a local event. One of the suspects, being somewhat over-confident in his abilities was seen to leave the accepted racing line, only to fall quite spectacularly, much to the mirth of all witnesses.
Should you see either of the men do not approach them as they are thought to be dangerous. They will be easily identifiable as Mrs HM noted a number or irregular bulges in their body hugging attire, not present in those with a normal genetic make-up.
Any information should be passed to me via the site. Mrs HM is hoping for a small reward should they be apprehended.
