Top write up so far Chopper although I'll have to pick you up on a couple of points:
"NWA: Release the Inner Chimp" - name inspired by 2010 but ditch the motivational speaker who, Tim Robbins like, provided said inspiration. I expected so much more and am therefore disappointed with myself. That said, take away FastMartin and what are you left with? An Ice Road Trucker, an Ageing Metrosexual and a man who can't beat someone 5 stone heavier in a 2.5km foot race, that's what.
I was on hand to witness the first 'seamless' transition from our closest rivals. Sinnett's masterplan of making unofficial changeovers at the RB trackside HQ was clearly a gross rule infringement, but nobody seemed to care. I really couldn't work out what was happening and neither could they it seems with ElPedro Pete sailing past to start another half lap or something.
I'm happy that you have acknowledged the simple genius of our plan which lead you to focus on what was happening in our team rather than your own - the play was to confuse you about who was on the course at any one time (I'll concede that, momentarily, we confused ourselves though). You'll also note that we cleverly confused the timekeepers too - despite actually setting off 7 times, including at the top of the site when I tracked down the ragdoll that was Sinnett, I appear to have only officially ridden 2 laps.
The Bear Necessities - makin' like Inception since 18th June 2011.