Musn’t laugh....really musn’t - instructions on snail ring..

I am currently languishing on the sofa after having had an operation. I must not lift anything, cough or laugh. This is hard, in the face of the instructions on the narrow-wide chainring which has just arrived.

Very good quality aerospace 7075.

BUT...

Apparently:

‘...the tooth plate of plate hole slotless design can be used directly tooth plate of the original three dish nail, don’t need to spend money to buy a single nail plate...’

Phew...that’s a saving then. I was just reaching out to buy a single nail plate.

And...

‘...SNAIL plus or minus of gear blanks in general is never off the chain phenomenon, row except for some extreme terrain only vehicle backwards in severe turbulence when tooth set chain to chain can happen off phenomenon, the improper way to ride....’.

And

‘...greatly reduce the section number to operate a leaner fast, he abandoned the complex variable speed system...’

There we have it. Enlightenment for all of us.....

bet you cough and laugh

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get well soon

Re:

Reminds me of some other instructions I've seen:

Airplane peanuts. May contain nuts.
To use: open packet, eat.

Kitchen knife. Do not put in children.

Chainsaw. Do not try to stop chain with hands or genitalia.

Phew, I'm allowed to use other, less essential body parts.

Get well soon.

Yes, it has often struck me that there is a good business turning Chinglish to actual English. Assuming, of course they aren't too cheap to care.

Re:

...ishaw....thanks

knife-children indeed made me smile