Advert states "not used in the last 5 years"...
I can almost certainly guarantee it hasn't been used in the last 20+ years.
In fact, the saddle is so low as it's probably at the height I left it at as a spotty teenager when me and my best mate used to skive off school and go down to the Lammas snooker club [now a housing development].
I used that bike [his dad's bike who was out to work] and my mate would ride his British Eagle.
I'm certain I used the bike more than his dad in fact, who just rode it occasionally to get to the allotment when he wasn't shuffling his wheelbarrow.
Cue, angry phone call to best mates parents in the morning to enquire why the fook they've just sold part of our family history without clearing it with me first.
And for 20 bloody quid as well.
:facepalm:
