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"Your name ends with ...a..s..s.. that’s unfortunate, is it a family name? Do you even know your Dad? Your question was posted round 2 a.m. last night: here is what you did last night, surfed eBay for a while, what you did next involved a tube of Vaseline and internet prn"
LoL, there's some highly strung people in this world; they need to hit the trails more.