OK, it seems that what started out as a bit of a laugh has ended up causing upset to someone so I think it's best if this thread is locked down for now. I don't think anyone mean't for it to go that way but it has spiralled a bit out of control.
If anyone has any objections feel free to PM me and we can discuss..
MTB - 1989 Ritchey Ultra , 1990 Explosif, 2001 Santa Cruz Superlight
Road - 1984 Koga Miyata Gents Racer, 2009 Pegoretti Duende
Wanted - 1" black quill stem with cable stop.
'It doesn't get easier, it just gets faster' - G Lemond " Everything in life's a race mate" - G Farmer