I am going to ask if he is using the money for a vasectomy.
As he himself must understand that this clearly shows he should be deleted from the gene pool of humanity. I understand this genetic defect is not his fault but cannot be allowed to continue for the sake of us all.
(who shouldnt be judging on taste or genetics
History rarely looks favourably on those who suggest this sort of thing
However the bloke does himself no favours. Asked a couple of times if he might measure it for me properly. Simply replies with stuff like "the front wheel cost me £500" or "are you going to make a sensible offer".
Think he can keep it.
Suppose this is like sticking a nasty bodykit on a classic ferrari then expecting to get the price of the kit back in the sale.