I hope that there are more than a few friendly folks on here who've got a secret pair that they never fitted or rode......... you never used them well I sure need them...
If your after some nice slick cheap tyres try Curio UK Tyres, actually based in Norwich, http://www.curiouk.com/index.php?route=common/home
They used to do some nice Blue slicks in MTB flava
and right on your doorstep too
"Would anyone else rather be doing something other than marching up and down the square????"