Carpark Dash league table 2010

1. Clockworkgayz. IIII .The Blackmoont, Pollocks, Misty Law, The second unofficial drumlanrig dash

2. Velo .II . Bentlands, Drumlanrig

3. Kasier. II . Ae, Dunkeld2012

3. Haggis.I . Kirrougtree

3. Enid Puceflange .I . Glentress

3. Zigzag .II. Misty Law, Glentress night ride

3. Mikee .I . BDW

3. The Guv John. I. Drumlanrig national event

you my friend are a very sad fellow

however I seem to remember winning the inaugural one, way back at Jedburgh

Next meet we do it proper, I'll bow out of competition and take up role as race marshal. At a set point, all participants will line up on a line in the sand/mud/snow and at the comand go will race to a predetermined point in the carpark. No more rolling starts for the big ring meister

Ye cannae dae that the car park dash ia a race of guile and subterfuge not honesty

Kaiser won the dunkeld one too.... or was that because he pussied out and left early

OK compromise, what about a sailing type start, everyone milling around behind the line trying to be facing the right way when the start is signalled. Loads of guile and cheating possible there

I suspect all just part of his master plan - truly Macretro-avellian the lengths he will go to to win. Look at last year - Arran and Glentrool too, all timed to perfection.

Don't think it should be too organised velo, part of the fun is the realisation that you're getting near the end and that the bullshit will soon be beginning.

Then currently Kaiser isnt winning as its all bull poo anyway

Ah'll no count that wan, it was a friendly

Never thought about using a sail pair of Gazz's pants across ma barends should see me home and dry