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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:41 pm 
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big.eck wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


did rob catch him ? :lol: :lol:



Course I caught the wee f@cker :evil:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:43 pm 
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mikee wrote:
dont be stupid

its still in the car

rob and VW's reminds me off the incident with spazzy scott
and the 411 he had
one sunny saturday a milloin years ago we were all lying on the grass out side robs house , bored whilst rob undersealed his cal look
411 , empis wiz of rods lowerd front end shoulder bumpers
baby blue paint , rs 200 recaros up front and a chesterfield covered
back seat (think other stuff covered it too ,however i digress)
a nice motor
rob reversed it up on the kerb so he could get under it to do the
underseal , me ,mad al , puke and daft boab were lying on the grass
waiting for 3:30 , the time honkong erics (un) happy garden opened
and we would then walk over and get our tea
then appears spazzy scott , a kid our age who was gifted with stupidity (as rob said) rob once sent him to erics for 20 no6 (cigarettes) he came back about half an hour later sayig he didn't
have enough money so he only got 7 and some change
think rob had special fried rice for a week after that
any way
robs under the car and scott says "rob rob can i do that ?"
no f*ck off comes the voice from under the car
ohh go on says scott
no , go away

bing 3:30 ,ring ring , the phone in robs house rings
so we head off to hk erics
rob goes to answer the phone

about 20 mins later theres a chap on the window
"hey assoles yu tee ready f*ckers "
we were sat on the bench out side ,so we get up to go in and collect
hong kong style chicken and special fried rice and banana fritters
etc etc
when puke says "that spazzy " pointing to a tall thin bloke running
along south parks road with a paint brush in his hand
in hot pursuit is rob maybee 20/30 yards behind
we watch as they run off into the distance

upon returning to robs a strange scene awaits
the cars still where it was but the underseal pot is on its side
the thick black goo seeping down the asphalt
however the 411 is now partially undersealed up to the chrome
hip trim ,well the front is and half the door is
theres also a strange "smudge " kinda like someones dragged
something thru the under seal

we sit and consume our tea and await robs return



BTW thats how it happened exactly :roll:

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:47 pm 
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RobMac wrote:
big.eck wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


did rob catch him ? :lol: :lol:



Course I caught the wee f@cker :evil:

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and you ????????????????????? :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:54 pm 
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he was 6' 4" rob

remember tho he left the brush at your door as a sort of peace
offering

just after you had that "affair" with his sister deadrie ( thats no spelt
right ) tryna be kind here to the lass

she was about 6'9" tall stunning looking woman , really clever too
think she moved to california to work for nasa in the space program
she looked better at 300 yrds
got scary when she got close (thru her sheer height )


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mikee wrote:
he was 6' 4" rob


Yeah I remember Mike I was speaking metaphorically pal :wink:

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back of my van :cry:

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$$$$$$$$$$$$

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:08 pm 
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Keep yer chin up Mr P easy fix and cheap :wink:

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RobMac wrote:
Keep yer chin up Mr P easy fix and cheap :wink:

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....there's more......lots more :cry: :cry:


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Mr Panda wrote:
RobMac wrote:
Keep yer chin up Mr P easy fix and cheap :wink:

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....there's more......lots more :cry: :cry:



PM inbound :)

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You see the Karmann Ghia that was in the Non-Bike for sale section?

http://www.retrobike.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?t=136156

not exactly cheap but they never are :wink:


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