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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:16 pm 
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RobMac wrote:
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you no comming eck ?

He's gaying out, helping his maw pick curtains or something... but bring the gear and I'll get it to him.


oh aye ! pick on the wee guy :lol: :lol: :lol:



Eye its ma night aff! :lol:

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no its no :lol: :lol: :lol:


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mikee wrote:
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Eck you just go oot and play I'll help yer mum :roll:


:lol:

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she's 6 foot mind :P


robs 5'8" in his cubans



a bet he is :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


if he wanted tae dance wi ma mum he'd have tae stand on her feet :lol: :lol: :lol:


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you go back to the ballroom after that incident rob?


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mikee wrote:
you go back to the ballroom after that incident rob?



tell us , or it never happened :lol: :lol:


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You keep ma ball room out of this :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:22 pm 
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Can you get SPD cuban heels?


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:32 pm 
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Ooooww yeah! :shock:


:oops:


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:06 am 
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you know that telly add with paul whitehouse in it where he's the
ballroom dancer bloke , no shure what it advertises but you know the one
well a few years ago that was rob , cept without the regular partner
to be honest he didn't need a regular , women would be putty in
his hands , queuing up to be "danced" by rob
his Argentine tango and salsa moves were the talk of the ladies
branches of the British legion all around the bay area
course rob being rob he took lessons in Beuenos Aries ,actually at
la virtua and was coached by the great Corina de La Rosa herself
whilst this went down with the ladies like a fire sale at Anne summers
some of the men folk were not so pleased
one such bloke was fatty Burt ,a man who knew nothing of rob
and as such cared not a jot for robs "reputation "
Linda his long suffering wife however broke into a sticky smile whenever
rob appeared in the hall , i think not a lie ,but if he was on stage
he would be showered with womens thongs , and probably
some mens too
the show down came at the interval , rob was perusing the chicken
drumsticks , surrounded by lady admirers (and that tunisian bloke from
the kebeb shop) when fatty struck
"you ya poncey dancin Jezebel " shouted fatty
"you dunno what yer doing ya snake hipped twat "
rob put the drumstick on his plate , next to the mini stuarts steak bake
then turned , slowly around to face fatty
"you you might dance like a queer and you can have gates made of gold
but your still scum " ranted fatty
at which point aboulfath (the Tunisian bloke from the kebab shop)
poked fatty in the eye with robs chicken drumstick
fatty staggered backwards then collapsed on a plastic chair ,which shot
out from under him and flew across the hall striking the fire alarm

after 25 minutes the fire brigade turned up it was raining and a bit windy
however rob and aboulfath were stood under about 12 brollys
held by the women folk of the bay area , but it was only after the
fire brigade turned up that the true depth of robs tango power was
unveiled
every fireman on that watch personally thanked rob for rescuing their
wives from that potentially dangerous situation
rob lives next to a fire station


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AND Ive even got a commendation from the aforementioned fire station.

:shock:


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If Mikee ever publishes 'RobMac - International Man of............Fife' it'll be a best seller at least in Fife :lol:

Think we might be getting back to the effects of 'Gear' ZZ alluded comes from Glenrothes :roll:


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