If it helps it's cause, OCLV was also used by Gary Fisher is some of his dull as ditch-water bikes. No, not helping?
Alright then, everyone knows that drugs are cool, so what could be cooler than a bike used by renowned drug takers like Landis, Hamilton, Andreu, Herras, Armstro.... in fact in most of those cases the bike was soooo good that they only got found out for drug taking after they stopped riding it, the only one who has never been caught is still riding one so that makes it a MAGIC bike and that is coool. No, that's not working either is it
Ok then, if a bike has won BOTM it must be cool and OCLVs are always winning BOTM aren't they? No, one more bash at this..
What is really uncool, er John Prescott is very uncool so a Google Fight between 'OCLV is Cool' vs 'John Prescott is Cool' would end in a huge and deserved victory for OCLV, wouldn't it:
http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?la ... tt+is+cool
Face it, it's a dull and nasty plastic bike made with no passion or feeling, it's ridden by some of the worlds most dire and dreary racers (and Bush), if you broke one you wouldn't mourn you'd just get trek to warranty it under their sterile exchange system for another soul sapping hit of insipid bike phlegm (wrapped in a tissue of shimano no doubt for that extra hit of humdrum) and, for gods sake, its a Trek