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 Post subject: Brewery biscuit bike....
PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:53 pm 
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It's a little known fact that brewers subsist on tea, coffee and when the going gets tough, biscuits! Rather than have to walk to the shop up the road, Spencer13 and myself decided that a bicycle was required. It should be light, nimble, carbon free and most importantly be capable of carrying a heavy payload. So here it is, West Germanys finest. It fulfills all the criteria and is damn stylish to boot :roll: It evens doubles as an emergency get you home when you cant be bothered to blow up your tyre bike. One further modification will be to adjust the rear carrier for bread and or crumpets. Essential for those dark January mornings. Wave if you see us :D

P.s We will accept £20 if anyone is tempted, although biscuits and beer are not included.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:27 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

what a crumby bike .........

that just takes the biscuit that does

will you fit it with hob nobblies??

:lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:12 pm 
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That's brilliant. It's the right colour too.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:45 pm 
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I sell Kalkhoff at my shop. This thread is going straight to them. They'll love it.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:16 pm 
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Nice one. Please let them know that although we are very gently 'taking the piss' it is without doubt my favourite bike. Whenever i ride it i have the biggest grin on my face. What more can you ask from a bicycle?

edit....biscuit jokes to follow, just got back from pub and brain not working


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:04 am 
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Nice! Wort would you have done without it?


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 12:10 am 
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oooooohhh a brewing based joke :shock: .

may need some time to respond to this....can barley think at the moment (sorry :oops: )


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grumpycommuter wrote:
oooooohhh a brewing based joke :shock: .

may need some time to respond to this....can barley think at the moment (sorry :oops: )
and a Nice biscuit one to start ;)

I'm sure you'll figroll something out as a witty response....


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:14 am 
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That looks very Image with a bit of Image

Loving the bespoke biscuit holders too.


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:49 am 
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AR-CoolC wrote:
That looks very Image with a bit of Image

Loving the bespoke biscuit holders too.


Oh dear, it had to happen.... :lol:


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