Indeed - I hope you're not an obstetrician.
Went out for a spin this morning. Never had more work to do but the sun is shining and the work can wait. I just can't get my head round the fact that 700mm wide bars now feel narrow. A couple of months ago I would have sneered at myself. 900mm ahoy!
It is indeed a slippery slope! Both my BFe and SX run 780mm bars (although the BFe ones do a little bit trimmed off because being smaller the proportions looked wrong).
Where I ride, there are only a couple of places where I struggle - one that my bars just don't fit through and the others are just a bit snug.
What I have noticed is that I seem to be wearing grips out faster!
2015 Stanton Ti Switchback
2006 Specialized Demo 8
2013 Specialized Allez Sport
1999 Santa Cruz Chameleon
1994 Cannnondale Beast of the East (rebuild still in progress)