Watneys red barrell was like having sex in an open canoe, for the obvious reasons that the old joke states........
Still, I have a WRB keyring that I inherited from my dad, and has been all roond the globe, so I've a soft spot for the Weak Beer of Legend (and anyway, lower proof but nicer beers is comin' back, I hear.....). A watneys jersey would go nice with a Tunnock's one, I say!!
And thus ye have it!!!
_________________Yer Power b'roight Weak, Old Maan- Oi'll tek yon Loightzaber an' Stick it Up Thy Bum!
If only they had let Dave Prowse do the voice.......
...............buy my old tat!!