just went to the post office delivery place to pick up a parcel and was talking to a
rotund gent behind the glass window.
he told me that the post office had to get their car park/ working area mapped out in nice bright painted areas as the local jurassic brigade were forever parking their cars within the post office yard to minimise their footsteps to said collection window.
the areas in which you're permitted to walk have big bold yellow borders (so that cataract kathleen and glaucoma gregor can stagger around without getting hit by a van) and nice bright white footprints stamped within them to ensure the geriatrics realise that they are in a "safe" zone. anyway, there were big printed notices on the glass partition telling these old fossils that under no circumstances were they to parks their cars in the post office grounds as the gpo has just been given a whole lot of new vans which of course makes the whole area much busier. why? (here it comes...)health and safety inspectors paid them a visit and deemed all of their post office bicycles a health hazard
and have had them removed, sent off to kenya as charity and ordered the post office to give them vans
to do their rounds instead!! what the hell is going on with this country ??!!!!
TvT, Oakleys & painkillers . ..
..what else could you possibly need?!!