Ha! Yes I think that is on eBay considered it for a bit but I really don't think people round here would "get it".
Had a look at the bike today, frame and fork is rusty, mudguards are very rusty, some but not all of the chrome is too far gone. The stem is that odd Raleigh Twenty size which means that the bb is probably that odd size too....
I did rob the gear shifter off it today though so that was good.
I won't be chucking it I know that. Might get it powder coated and slowly rebuild it when I'm quiet. I dunno
I suggest you get it back in the canal quick while no one's looking before it becomes the most expensive Puch on the planet