Baggies, and a peak
Dont worry, you've already got the bike and ride it. You have already embraced the dark side, full assimilation takes time, you'll get there
Its only been the last 18 months I have been wearing baggies on my mountainbike, being a roadie first and foremost it took a while to get used to wearing something so bulky. Nice to have somewhere to put the car key.
Maybe try riding naked and see if it really is like wearing lycra
Carlsberg dont build Singlespeeds but if they did.......they would probably look just like mine.
I've spent half my life on bikes.........the other half I wasted