Your going to hit an obese woman with a mallet?
Let me rephrase that in even more dense American vernacular, which would be understood immediately by a US sports fan with an IQ above 60 (a legendary creature, to be sure).
If a southpaw hangs Uncle Charlie over the dish, go yard and touch 'em all.
On more immediate matters, I don't know whether anyone has mentioned this, but Hoo-Koo-E-Koo is a trail on Mount Tamalpais. As is Eldridge Grade. Pine Mountain is the next mountain to the north of Tamalpais.
Odd other facts. The origin of the name "Tamalpais" is obscure, and Pine Mountain does not have many pine trees on it. Mostly miniature cypress (no taller than 2 meters) and douglas fir, with some redwoods near the bottom.
Dont worry....I am actually a foreign git (Canadian), living in the UK and every time I open my gob (speak), Twats (morons/football fans) take the piss (make fun/tease) me. Just winding you up (again make fun of/tease)
Were not worthy. Were not worthy.