In fact - yes, I'm going to go there - it's even more zen. Yes, I get it, the cliche, is that getting rid of things you don't need would be more zen, but that's just the cliche. Trust me, bigger shed, more zen.
Ahh but a wise Zen Master once said "Never own anything you would not be happy to leave behind".
Yebbut that's just Zen for Dummies.
I'm talking about advanced zen - you'll notice I haven't gone on to mention motorcycle mechanics, wasn't going to dive into that bastard-love-child.
I'm talking about the real zen-li-ness, that is the, if you will - zen-of-the-retrobike. And believe me, there's no fecking way that, advanced, guru-ish, zen-ness, has anything, whatsoever, not even on the 3rd Sunday of every month, to do with getting rid of bikes.
No sirree bob...
There, said it. Wasn't going to - didn't really want to have to - but I have done all the same.