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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:58 pm 
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Life with people doing stuff like this is so much fun. What with boring 9 to 5 job and not quite having enough money to really enjoy life. And then i read this and feel a little better about things. What with having sex with a traffic cone, bikes, pavements, getting it stuck in a whirlpool vent too many to mention . All men. The only time i saw a geniue news story about a woman doing some thing like this was she was shopping the local supermarket and suddenly passed out. An Ambulance arrived and the medic's found that she was waring a sex toy. And it was still buzzing away. :lol: Or the woman shop lifter who when grabbed by the store detective slipped out of her coat to reveal that she only had on a g-string. Before legging it out the door she pat her bum and said the Asda ad :lol:
Oh and the girl shopplifter who was grabbed as she legged it over a wall only for her jeans to come down to reveal she was going 'commando' What would life be with out thses people?


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:30 pm 
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Perhaps it was a misunderstanding...

Which one of us hasn't wrenched on a bike while naked. You know, just a little tweak here and there while on the way to the bedroom. Or simply during Naked Day. And I don't know about you, but I'm sure that I've gotten a little too excited while wrenching. I guess it's a good thing no one has ever walked in... and that I'm not in England :wink:


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:33 pm 
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The word "NAKED" had the "A" starred-out... WTF? You can't say NAKED on a forum?!

NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NUDE NAKED NAKED NAKED

And they say we are the "puritanical" society...


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:34 pm 
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Silly man should have put the 'do not disturb sign' on the door handle then the cleaners wouldn't opened the door.
Just a little thought would have saved his 'face' :roll:


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:22 pm 
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wickedwheels wrote:
The word "n*ked" had the "A" starred-out... WTF? You can't say n*ked on a forum?!

..naked..

And they say we are the "puritanical" society...


Can't even quote it!


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:50 pm 
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Stark bollock naked?

So bollocks are OK, as long as you aren't naked? :lol:


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2007 6:01 pm 
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orange71 wrote:
If you look at the actual article they use a photo of a GT....


well it wouldn't have been a Kona would it :lol:


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