Life with people doing stuff like this is so much fun. What with boring 9 to 5 job and not quite having enough money to really enjoy life. And then i read this and feel a little better about things. What with having sex with a traffic cone, bikes, pavements, getting it stuck in a whirlpool vent too many to mention . All men. The only time i saw a geniue news story about a woman doing some thing like this was she was shopping the local supermarket and suddenly passed out. An Ambulance arrived and the medic's found that she was waring a sex toy. And it was still buzzing away.
Or the woman shop lifter who when grabbed by the store detective slipped out of her coat to reveal that she only had on a g-string. Before legging it out the door she pat her bum and said the Asda ad
Oh and the girl shopplifter who was grabbed as she legged it over a wall only for her jeans to come down to reveal she was going 'commando' What would life be with out thses people?