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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 9:58 am 
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:lol: :lol: I know i should get out more :shock: :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:29 am 
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Maybe his wife wasn't in the mood cos she was on her cycle, so he got on his out of frustration :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:15 am 
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Do you think his local bike shops will ban him entering their doors. Makes me even more scared to leave mine locked up. What with people stealling them now my lovely could be sexually assalted :shock:
I could come back too a messy bike :oops:
imagine trying telling that down at the local nick :shock:


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:30 am 
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Why is it always in scotland though, wasn't there a case a couple of years ago involving a traffic cone? ah yes found it
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/3144107.stm


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:37 am 
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jim-laden wrote:
Does this make him a pedalphile?

I think yes.


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EeeK! Scary, though..........just wondering for a friend of mine- nowt to do with me, of course..........would ye still be placed on the Perverts List for W*nking a Shopping Trolley........surely a lesser offence I hope.....err.....no....would expect...........no- I wouldn't expect- not me personally, y'understand........just a friend wants to know......er.......yes...

*phew, managed not to give meself away there.......*


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:16 pm 
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weird - yeah sure. But Illegal? Why are our authorities wasting their time and our money taking the poor b*stard to court? When they say they haven't got the resources to actually catch criminals?

I have to say, can't relate to wanting to hump a bike, but can feel a great amount of sympathy for the guy if he gets done.

F*cking typical of the state of law and order in the current climate.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:51 pm 
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Hang on its ok for this man to do the nasty dance with a bike you dont know but imagine if it were your nearest and dearest.

If i saw this bloke using one of my bikes as a bit of meat to do with what he wanted.I would want swift action of the most drastic nature.

I would lock him in bike hut or as he would know it the lap dance club and turn all the sprinklers on just as the dirty boy was getting jiggy with some Apollo bird.


Please someone take me away!!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:57 pm 
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What do you mean punctuation!


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 11:48 pm 
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"Sexual breach of the peace" I should say so indeed, he breached his piece!

Man, this is too funny.

So, was he supposed to be under the covers?


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:03 am 
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Maybe it was the way the bike flashed its gusset


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