Man who had sex with bike in court

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Man who had sex with bike in court
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 10:02am BST 27/10/2007



A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

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Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year.


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On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

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Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jh ... sex126.xml
 
Does that mean he is no longer allowed to own another bike or in any way get close enough to subject one to such degradation and humiliation?
 
Its easy to take this lightley but spare a thought for the victim.

I am only shocked he hasnt said the bike was asking for it she was wearing short mudguards and showing off her tyres in a surgestive way.

Cheers,Al
 
Geez, I hate to say this but what was the problem here. He was in a room, with a closed and locked door. If he shouldn't have been there then charge him with trespassing but he was in private and no one failed to give consent.

If I walked into that room after unlocking the door, I'd say, "Excuse me!!" (remember Fast Times at Ridgemont High :shock: ) Go downstairs and over lunch say, "You know, I saw the strangest thing this morning...."

Pinguwin
 
Great way to lube your bottom bracket :LOL:

I agree, as wierd as it sounds its nobody elses business what he does in private in a locked room .
 
Am i missing something?


Maybe great sex!

Al,
 
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