If poor little jonny can't use a qr properly, what's to say he can use a spanner to take the wheel off if it ever punctures? He'll probably sue when he has to run his flat wheel for a few weeks and end up with a damaged wrist from all that road vibration. I say ban innertubes and revert to solid tyres, and while you're about it those cogs and chains look a little sharp - lets get rid of those, and what about that saddle -prostate numbness you say, well that's gotta go, and how about the mental distress of owning last years model, all production must stop today!
Thank god there are some right minded people out there ensuring that we never have the possibility of risk (or fun) in our lives. Can you imagine what would happen if we had to think for ourselves or, heavens forbid, take responsibility for our own actions.
Where there's blame - there's a claim!